Cant jokes
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.