Newest Cancer Jokes - Page 10

(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don't have to do this class anymore. 2: I'm dying, finally. 3: I'm sorry, I can't go to your party because I'm expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I'm getting checks. I hope for the best :/.

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had aids.

Knock knock Who’s there Mimi Mimi who Mimi’s got cancer

Why does Ella have cancer? Because she’s stupid

Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer

Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of nohair.

why couldn't the girl brush her hair?

..... she had cancer.... ;)

What's the difference between my dad and cancer? Cancer doesn't leave you.

After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!