How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and British news reporter in south They usually don’t live to tell the tale
Did you hear about the new pixar movie, it's about cancer patients. It's called finding Kemo
What’s the most common name for cancer patients
Luke (lukemia)
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's day? Candy wigs.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Doctor: u have cancer. Patient: will i survive? Doctor: prolly not
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need? A: Tumor
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah fuck all you cancer patients
