Cancer patients jokes
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Carys’s mum has chemo.
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I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.