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What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian
If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B"?
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy. They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."
Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.
He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.
"Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"
Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.
He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.
He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"
They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"
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How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
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What do you call canadian weed? Canadabis.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo"
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What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh"
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures
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hello my fellow canadians I mean ameicans I your cool and hip president has decied to give everyone free ice cream! even the russans to go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
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If people who live in Canada are Canadians I mean if they drink Fanta they’re fantastic
if your Canadian in the kitchen then what are you in the bathroom: European
