If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
