Canadian jokes

Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?

They all have blood "eh."

What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

If Canadians speak "English Eh?", do Americans speak "English B?"

What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?

Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

To say sorry to the other side.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

"Please get out of the pool."