i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
what do snowmen call snowballs? children!
one day i woke up went on my phone some pussy was calling my i ansered it and said hello pussy and a pussy pic showed up
what do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo? Yung flung dung
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus
If they’re short and called rose and born in June they’re emo
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father Orphans: dang wish I could listen to that Eminem: atleast u have a rap God To call father
Little herobrine im CUMMING IN UR MOM! CALL ME SADDAM HUSSEIN CUZ IM DROPPIN RAP BOMBS!!
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do call their parents?
What do you call a fat indian that is actually a machine? The curry muncher 2000
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd? I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes
Nothing you told them twice
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man. Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh
why did the french called napolien beause it is napo
What do you call a cat with a live in doctorz?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
