I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn't want to spread it
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
