I was gonna tell a rumour about butter but I don’t want to spread it
Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard👅👅👅
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed. Father: son you can do butter
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other aren't you going to introduce me to your friends. He replies sure, Dis my butter from another utter.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually I shouldn't spread it.
My mom is the jelly and my dad is the peanut butter And I am the bread the only thin keeping them together.
Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn't spread them
today i saw my son lick out a tub of butter, i told him to make a sandwitch without butter for a week (as a punishment) he said 'ok' and licked the bread. 'it's really easy to spread' he said. LOL!
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.
what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those
