What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone? Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!) Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The worlds most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know thats a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
what do you call a butter without an expiration date
a miracle butter because wow!
what did the expired butter do once it had expired
it did an expire
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!!!!
Peanut butter 🧈
What is a bus 🚌
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂
what does the Peanut butter baby say "Ah"
Three construction workers were sitting on the bridge that they were building, having their lunch break. The first guy says, "If I get a Vegemite sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The second guy says, "If I get a peanut butter sandwich again, I am going to jump off this bridge." The third guy says, "If I get another strawberry jam sandwich, then I am going to jump off this bridge." The next day, the first guy gets a Vegemite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich, and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All three guys jump off the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals, the first wife says, "If he just told me, I would have given him a different sandwich." The second guy's wife says, "It is all my fault. If only I knew." The third wife says, "I don't get it, he makes his own lunch."
