When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
are you a bullet cus *gets shot*
How did the bullet lose its job it got fired
Are you a bullet? Cus your stuck in my head
A man walked into a bar with a ak-47 with 50 round mag and yelled out who the fuck fucked my wife, everyone was quiet. one man at the back stood up and called, sorry mate but i dont think you have enough bullets.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger but winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers. Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest watching the Space Shuttle Challenger and be like, "Talking about dodge a bullet."
Bullets.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
"killed 2 birds with one stone"? pfft I once killed 2 people with 1 bullet
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
