How do you get a light bulb horny? you turn it on!!
How many redheads does it take to change lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.
Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
what did the lampshade say to the light bulb? you brighten my day.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? -- That's a silly question feminists can't change anything.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
