Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. Tim wants to ditch work, so he pretends to be a light bulb. The boss, not amused, tells him to get lost. Tom is packing up to leave. When Tim asks Tom why he's leaving, Tom says he can't work in the dark because Tim the 'lightbulb' is leaving. Get it? You probably don't, since you think ketchup is a spicy condiment.
Jack oram
It's not meant to say the the twise it ment to say the boss says