Builder jokes

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

Bob the builder.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"

What's an orphan's dream job?

A builder, to build themselves a home.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?

A: Because they were fencing.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

How do you make a builder cry?

Kill his family.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"