Build up jokes

Why do men fart louder than women?

Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Why did the rapper become a construction worker?

Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!

My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"

After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)