Bryant jokes
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.