British person jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous2 years agoAsians love it when a British person says "Rice!"Anonymous6 years agoAn American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."United Kingdom jokesLondon jokesQueen jokesTea jokesRoyal Family jokesShort jokesAll categories
Anonymous6 years agoAn American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
