Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely, Billy replied with "whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
A Boy asked his Dad : « Why didn’t you make love with my mom daddy ? » Dad : « Because I’m gay »
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee*
Son : « W- Wait a minute.. So how did i exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight ? » Dad : « Because you are not real and i didn’t even have a wife »
The Son Waked Up from his horrible nightmare And He looked so scared, he did leave his bed to check out his dad but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house and he said to his son : « Why you did look so worried I’m just bringing some food for breakfast » Son : « Well but why your hands is full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Dad : « Because i did it with you last night i did you forgot .. » Son : « But it was a nightmare .. »
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad : « I’m your nightmare »
The Son waked up and he seemed too scared and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The Son with himself: « Wake up b*tch wake up b*tch !!!!!! »
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
Where did the cake 🥞 sleep 💤 on the stove? In a pan.
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Eggs
You crack me up
did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
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My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
One day there were two muffins in an oven, one of the muffins said, "man its hot in here." The other one said "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
