Bravery jokes
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Community talk
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