Brainless jokes

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

Police: Where do you live? Blonde: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Blonde: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Blonde: Together. Police: Where is your house? Blonde: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Blonde: If I tell you, you won't believe me. Police: Tell me. Blonde: Next to my house.

How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

Two, one for her and one for the baby.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

I finally know why my brain doesn't work!

On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.