Brainless jokes

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

Bum.

The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.

But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).