Brainless jokes

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

What do you call people with ADHD?

A brainless speeder.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).