Braid jokes

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.

If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."