Bovine jokes
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.