Bovine jokes
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Like if you blow male cows?
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
Boi.
What is "moo becanira?"
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!