Bought jokes

A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?

The apple was already bitten.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.