Boredom

Boredom Jokes

Ash

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

Orphan

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Paint

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

Chess

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

Orphan

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Orphan

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphanage

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

Orphan

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

Hell

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

Song

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Toy

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Chat

Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)