Boredom jokes

If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

Watching paint dry sounds like a thrill compared to spending time with Slade.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

What do depressed people do when they’re bored?

They “Hang” Out.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

So if you are bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄

A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

Go to community, I'm bored.

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

Anybody wanna chat? I’m bored.