Booby jokes

I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!

UU looks like boobies, hehe.

Boobies!

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

Which bees produce milk?

Boobies.

What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?

The women.

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.

What kind of bees produce milk?

Boobies.