Bond jokes
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why does a heterosexual man believe that if a heterosexual man gets his dick sucked by another heterosexual man it's called a "brojob"?
Because it's male bonding.
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Community talk
Does the burden of how I write of us hurt? Is it just so that the Sayo Nara hurts? Or do you refuse to acknowledge that I was right. I understand I was wrongful yet too. I hate you, but I want you to hold me dear as a friend, for me and you. God, I hate this feeling of drowning in it. This friendship is losing the bond. Every jab feels like an insult now.
Alex stood at the edge of the village, watching as the sun began to set over the horizon. She had just returned from another long day of mining and crafting, and was looking forward to some rest and relaxation.
As she started to make her way towards her house, she noticed a strange figure standing in the distance. It was an Iron Golem, towering over the buildings with its imposing presence. She had seen many of them… Read more