Bodily Function jokes
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
Pee.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Toot and poop.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
I farted. LOL.
I didn't fart. My ass likes you so much, it just blew you a kiss!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Last night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.
A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."