Blind people jokes
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
Why can鈥檛 blind people eat fish? Because it鈥檚 sea food.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
So why don鈥檛 blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he鈥檚 about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Why can鈥檛 blind people read this?
They can鈥檛 see.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.