So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
how do you suprise a blind man by putting a plunger in the toilet
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
Brown bear Brwn bear what do you see i see a blind man looking at me blind man blind man what do you see. Oh sorry i forgot you cant see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
My friend said he saw a blind man I said did he LOOK nice
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
One day i was passing a blind man and i gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer next day i went for another walk and saw his grave
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner
Just ate a tasty steak
