so a blind man got run over by a car......a parked car
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store? "Hello Ladies!"
dissabled man stands up blind man says you can stand? deaf man you can see?? mute person you can hear dissabled man you can talk doctor- what the actual fuck
A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head, the bartender asks him nervously “are you okay” the blind man replies “yeah I’m just looking around”
what do you call an Asian a blind man a very bad driver.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... hello ladies.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market. He yells, "Hello ladies!"
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
Why could the blind man not see
Answer because he is blind
An 80 year old blind man ask his grandson can you grab my glasses Then the grandson say did you get in the flour again Grandpa said no it was the weed
Why did the blind man get killed, bcz he never saw it coming
Why can’t the blind man see? He just can’t see🫤
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
