Blind man jokes

Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.

A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."

An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"

Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"

Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.

I mean, I don't see why not.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"

A disabled man stands up.

A blind man says, "You can stand?"

A deaf man says, "You can see?"

A mute person says, "You can hear?"

The disabled man says, "You can talk!"

Doctor: "What the actual f**k"

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.

What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?

They both need to make sounds to be recognized.

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?

It's not hard.

This is really mean...

A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."

A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

"Just ate a tasty steak!"

A blind man walks into a bar and starts to swing his guide dog around his head. The bartender asks him nervously, "Are you okay?" The blind man replies, "Yeah, I’m just looking around!"

One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.

Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.

What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.