I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID... but it REALLY works
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN’S JOKES are the disease
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity
If BlessedBrian were any more TWO-FACED, he’d be a RUBIK’S CUBE
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
BlessedBrian’s face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I’M around
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
I'd call BlessedBrian a TOOL, but at least a tool serves a PURPOSE
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
