I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an apology.
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive
