Blast

Blast Jokes

Stream

Twitter just blew my mind.

I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!

Priest

What did the priest say during the christening?

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

Job

"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"

Birthday

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

Shooter

What do Priests and School shooters have in common?

They both blast little kids in the face.

Twin Towers

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Tip

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"

Fart

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Suicide

When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.

Cow

What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?

"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Marathon

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Day

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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