Bestiality jokes

What is the Twilight series about?

A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.

Animals are just... so hot!

Shaenaya likes goat dick.