Bestiality jokes

What is the Twilight series about?

A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Why are most West Virginians going to hell?

Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.