What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Q. Whats the best part about 28 year olds? A. Theres 20 of them!
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
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best way to do it
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
I went home and I saw my friend kissing my sister. I said, "What’s going on?" They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said, "Alright."
The next morning, I see my friend kissing my mom. I said, "What’s going here?" They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me, "I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift, I’m your best friend. 2 gift, I’m your new brother-in-law. 3 gift, I’m your new stepfather." I felt so happy I had a friend that [is] looking out for me.