Whatβs the best form of contraception? Being a soccer fan. ππππππ
9/11 was not funny it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah
911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours
Q. Whats the best part about 28 year olds? A. Theres 20 of them!
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me, "What's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When heβs standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
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Hey did you know that 9/11 won a grammy?
Yes best comedy award.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what heβs was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied βIβm taking notes from the bestβ And vanished
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
Whats. The best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter
Because the twin towers collapsed.
I went home to & I saw my friend kissing my sister I say whatβs going on. They both told me that theyβre going out with each other. I said alright. The next morning I see my friend kissing my mom I said what going here. They both told me theyβre going out with each other. Then my friend said to me I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift Iβm your best friend. 2 gift Iβm your new brother n law. 3 gift Iβm your new stepfather. I felt so happy I had a friend that looking out for me.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldnβt be more prouder.
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What's the best finger for fingering A Minor?
When is the best time to go to the dentist?
2:30
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So there is this app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12-15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12- 15 inches longer
