Bereavement jokes
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral.
This friend asks his wife, "Can I say a word?"
"Of course," she says.
The man stands up and says, "Plethora!"
The man's wife says, "Thanks, it means a lot!"