Behaviour jokes
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Community talk
Who thinks the terrorist is special and stupid and annoyoing
This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.
*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*
Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."
Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"
Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."
Wife: "First go bat… Read more