Behaviour jokes
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Memes
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Like if your best friend is emo.
Memes
Community
Who thinks the terrorist is special and stupid and annoyoing
This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.
*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*
Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."
Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"
Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."
Wife: "First go bat… Read more