Behaviour jokes
What is a group of emo kids called?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Like if your best friend is emo.
Community talk
Who thinks the terrorist is special and stupid and annoyoing
This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.
*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*
Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."
Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"
Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."
Wife: "First go bat… Read more