Bedtime jokes
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Community talk
Can someone please talk to me and maybe I'll fall asleep...-?
can anyone read me bedtime story?
Boys and girls, it’s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)
It’s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. ‘Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT ‘EM!