and hey ALYA and jk master how u guys doin? no one bieng ass to u guys today right if so ill beat them up :)
What is one thing humans do before they eat? They beat there meat to make nuggets
When they say beat that pussy I don’t play so punch it
What did Michale Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap Just beat it.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERhead
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERhead
Ur nans gay
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly bottom beats her home by 15 min
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Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
What does a wife and a boombox have in common? They only work when you beat them
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jack, Ass.
me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her
What Can Change Color and get beat up? You
What happens when you hear a Mary Brittain beating a Thomas You cook spaghetti with his blood
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage
A boy asked his dad for a some money to buy an ice-cream with. So he went to an icecream van. Whilst he was in the queue 2 boys asked him what flavour he was getting he told them strawberry. The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The icecream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice-cream for free. When he got home his dad also asked what flavour he bought the boy said strawberry. His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy confused walked down the street and was stopped buy the police who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice-cream. The boy said thats me and the policeman arrested him. A week later in court the boy was on trial. The judge asked, ''can you tell me what were you doing on the fith of may''(the day he was arrested) the boy said I was eatimg ice-cream. Yhe judge decided he was innocent. On the way out the judge asked him what the flavour was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course he answered with strawberry the judge horrified realised he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately he couldn't change what had happened so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died. The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry, was bitter
