Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for OLD-SCHOOL BEATS
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU”
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
