What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.