teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes
Both of those are commonly found in basements
Whats the difference between my basement and my garage one has a pile of babies bodies the other has their heads
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄
What time is it when you smell garbage 🗑? Time to run 🏃
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
I had a boyfriend once, he broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive," guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Stoopid
how many fat people are in my house 20 counting the kides in the basement
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said "Well, we we're trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard".
