I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
