Barter jokes

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.

My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.

A lot of the time he will take things for granite.

A lot of counter-offers were made.

Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

But he could only get 1 trade.

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"