Barter jokes
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.