Barcodes jokes
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
What鈥檚 the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo鈥檚 barcode gets longer every day.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?
A barcode.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
What鈥檚 the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland鈥檚 wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
Bros got barcode arms.