Barcodes Jokes

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)

why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian

What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day