I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Im worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
when you see a depressed kid you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
I went to self-checkout at a store and i scanned my products. But the scanner wouldn ́t scan the barcode on my arm.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian
what do u call a emo with knife cuts on their wrist a barcode
Bros got barcode arms
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode
What’s the difference between an emo and a Oreos pack? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day
