Barcodes jokes

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Bros got barcode arms.

I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?

A barcode.

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?

They both have barcodes.

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

Why?

So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.