Barbed wire fence

Barbed wire fence jokes

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.

Day

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

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    • Cow

    What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.

    Rubber

    A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

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    • Public

    Why did the United Nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public?

    because the french government was using the guillotine in public on newborn baby boys for circumcision.

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    • Wall

    How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.

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    • Bar

    A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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    • Cow

    What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

    Udder destruction.

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