Barbed wire fence jokes
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!