Barbed wire fence jokes
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.