Balance

Balance Jokes

So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.

An old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check, so I died to help her!

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.