What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over
A old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check so I died to help her
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!
friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.
me: nah it's just two tired.
One day an old women came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, i pushed her over.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!
When a person asked to see her balence at a bank, they pushed him over.
Why did the accountant fell.pff his bicycle? Because he lost his balance
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
