What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
An old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check, so I died to help her!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?—Because it was “two tired”!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
