Balance jokes
A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.
The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."
Lol
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
An old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her off the edge without knowing it was her cash she wanted to check, so I died to help her!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand, so it can't stand up.
Me: Nah, it's just two tired.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.