What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
Pineapple turnover
What is the best way to make a leaf. Go down back around and stir up a tree. Make it spin watch again. Oven baking ding we're done!
how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
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What flour do orphans use when baking? Self-Raising (Rising)
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
What is an orphans favourite flower? Self raising đ
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?đȘ
Ooh,snicker doodles.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: Whatâs the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
A: Knead for Speed.
Q: Why is Santa good at karate?
A: He has a black belt.
Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.
Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: Letâs stick together.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.
Q: Whatâs a math teacherâs favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.
Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.
Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: Letâs stick together.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.
Q: Whatâs a math teacherâs favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.
Q: Whatâs a fireflyâs favorite dance?
A: The glitterbug.
Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
A: Because they always make-up
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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?
A: In their flowerbed
Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?
A: She was a flip-flop
Q: What should you wear to a tea party?
A: A t-shirt
Q: Whatâs rainâs favorite accessory?
A: A rainbow
Q: Where does a sink go dancing?
A: The Dish-co
Q: Whatâs a princessâs favorite time?
A: Knight time.
Q: Why did the Genie get mad?
A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
Q: Whatâs a ballerinaâs favorite type of bread?
A: A bun.
Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
A: Hip hop.
Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?
A: Shop âtil they hop.
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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
A: She nailed it.
Q: What is cornâs favorite music?
A: Pop.
Q: Why canât Monday lift Saturday?
A: Itâs a weak day.
Q: Why was the politician out of breath?
A: He was running for office.
Q: What is a soccer playerâs favorite chemical element?
A: Goooooooooooold!
Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?
A: He was a cheetah.
Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?
A: Pennsylvania.
Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
A: Inside.
Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?
A: He forgot his lawsuit.
Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?
A: He crashed the computer
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Q: Whatâs a ball that you donât throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?
A: An eyeball.
Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
A: Shells.
Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?
A: In the fall.
Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
A: Because he knew he would pass.
Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?
A: Because it was flat.
Q: Why didnât the farmer's son study medicine?
A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?
Q: What is the math teacherâs favorite dessert?
A: Pi
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What does a queen đž want on her cookie đȘ?
Royal Icing.
Mother: How is my little cookie đȘ doing?
Doctor đ©ââïž: Your cookie đȘ is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor đ©ââïž: But donât worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: đâ„ïžđȘ
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, âLook Mama, Iâm a white boy!â His mother smacks him and says, âGo tell your Daddy what you just said!â The boy finds his father and says, âLook Daddy, Iâm a white boy!â His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, âNow, what do you have to say for yourself?â The boy replies, âIâve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!â
My son asked me â what is angel cake made of?â I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts âSTOPâ I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper âwell in my angel cake I put angels in themâ I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he saidâgrandma the one who died last Saturdayâ
what a skeleton baked for the other skeleton . a pa_pıe_rus.
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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