I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
